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How to Open A Coconut in 3 Steps
Coconut water is so trendy right now that you can find it in bottles and boxes of every size and shape, but it comes packaged in a container that is a lot more fun to drink from. You just need to know how to open it!
Step 1: Select a coconut, preferably chilled.
Step 2: Cleave with machete. You might want to practice your aim on a melon set a table you don’t mind getting a few marks on.
Step 3: Insert straw and enjoy.